1    Sir Thurio, fear not but that she will love you,
2    Now Valentine is banish'd from her sight.

3    Since his exile she hath despised me most,
4    Forsworn my company and rail'd at me,
5    That I am desperate of obtaining her.

6    This weak impress of love is as a figure
7    Trenched in ice, which with an hour's heat
8    Dissolves to water and doth lose his form.
9    A little time will melt her frozen thoughts
10   And worthless Valentine shall be forgot.
Enter PROTEUS
11   How now, Sir Proteus! Is your countryman
12   According to our proclamation gone?

13   Gone, my good lord.

14   My daughter takes his going grievously.

15   A little time, my lord, will kill that grief.

16   So I believe; but Thurio thinks not so.
17   Proteus, the good conceit I hold of thee--
18   For thou hast shown some sign of good desert--
19   Makes me the better to confer with thee.

20   Longer than I prove loyal to your grace
21   Let me not live to look upon your grace.

22   Thou know'st how willingly I would effect
23   The match between Sir Thurio and my daughter.

24   I do, my lord.

25   And also, I think, thou art not ignorant
26   How she opposes her against my will

27   She did, my lord, when Valentine was here.

28   Ay, and perversely she persevers so.
29   What might we do to make the girl forget
30   The love of Valentine and love Sir Thurio?

31   The best way is to slander Valentine
32   With falsehood, cowardice and poor descent,
33   Three things that women highly hold in hate.

34   Ay, but she'll think that it is spoke in hate.

35   Ay, if his enemy deliver it:
36   Therefore it must with circumstance be spoken
37   By one whom she esteemeth as his friend.

38   Then you must undertake to slander him.

39   And that, my lord, I shall be loath to do:
40   'Tis an ill office for a gentleman,
41   Especially against his very friend.

42   Where your good word cannot advantage him,
43   Your slander never can endamage him;
44   Therefore the office is indifferent,
45   Being entreated to it by your friend.

46   You have prevail'd, my lord; if I can do it
47   By ought that I can speak in his dispraise,
48   She shall not long continue love to him.
49   But say this weed her love from Valentine,
50   It follows not that she will love Sir Thurio.

51   Therefore, as you unwind her love from him,
52   Lest it should ravel and be good to none,
53   You must provide to bottom it on me;
54   Which must be done by praising me as much
55   As you in worth dispraise Sir Valentine.

56   And, Proteus, we dare trust you in this kind,
57   Because we know, on Valentine's report,
58   You are already Love's firm votary
59   And cannot soon revolt and change your mind.
60   Upon this warrant shall you have access
61   Where you with Silvia may confer at large;
62   For she is lumpish, heavy, melancholy,
63   And, for your friend's sake, will be glad of you;
64   Where you may temper her by your persuasion
65   To hate young Valentine and love my friend.

66   As much as I can do, I will effect:
67   But you, Sir Thurio, are not sharp enough;
68   You must lay lime to tangle her desires
69   By wailful sonnets, whose composed rhymes
70   Should be full-fraught with serviceable vows.

71   Ay,
72   Much is the force of heaven-bred poesy.

73   Say that upon the altar of her beauty
74   You sacrifice your tears, your sighs, your heart:
75   Write till your ink be dry, and with your tears
76   Moist it again, and frame some feeling line
77   That may discover such integrity:
78   For Orpheus' lute was strung with poets' sinews,
79   Whose golden touch could soften steel and stones,
80   Make tigers tame and huge leviathans
81   Forsake unsounded deeps to dance on sands.
82   After your dire-lamenting elegies,
83   Visit by night your lady's chamber-window
84   With some sweet concert; to their instruments
85   Tune a deploring dump: the night's dead silence
86   Will well become such sweet-complaining grievance.
87   This, or else nothing, will inherit her.

88   This discipline shows thou hast been in love.

89   And thy advice this night I'll put in practise.
90   Therefore, sweet Proteus, my direction-giver,
91   Let us into the city presently
92   To sort some gentlemen well skill'd in music.
93   I have a sonnet that will serve the turn
94   To give the onset to thy good advice.

95   About it, gentlemen!

96   We'll wait upon your grace till after supper,
97   And afterward determine our proceedings.

98   Even now about it! I will pardon you.