11 And any man may sing her, if he can take her cliff; 12 she's noted.
DIOMEDES
13 Will you remember?
CRESSIDA
14 Remember! yes.
DIOMEDES
15 Nay, but do, then; 16 And let your mind be coupled with your words.
TROILUS
17 What should she remember?
ULYSSES
18 List.
CRESSIDA
19 Sweet honey Greek, tempt me no more to folly.
THERSITES
20 Roguery!
DIOMEDES
21 Nay, then,--
CRESSIDA
22 I'll tell you what,--
DIOMEDES
23 Foh, foh! come, tell a pin: you are forsworn.
CRESSIDA
24 In faith, I cannot: what would you have me do?
THERSITES
25 A juggling trick,--to be secretly open.
DIOMEDES
26 What did you swear you would bestow on me?
CRESSIDA
27 I prithee, do not hold me to mine oath; 28 Bid me do any thing but that, sweet Greek.
DIOMEDES
29 Good night.
TROILUS
30 Hold, patience!
ULYSSES
31 How now, Trojan!
CRESSIDA
32 Diomed,--
DIOMEDES
33 No, no, good night: I'll be your fool no more.
TROILUS
34 Thy better must.
CRESSIDA
35 Hark, one word in your ear.
TROILUS
36 O plague and madness!
ULYSSES
37 You are moved, prince; let us depart, I pray you, 38 Lest your displeasure should enlarge itself 39 To wrathful terms: this place is dangerous; 40 The time right deadly; I beseech you, go.
TROILUS
41 Behold, I pray you!
ULYSSES
42 Nay, good my lord, go off: 43 You flow to great distraction; come, my lord.
TROILUS
44 I pray thee, stay.
ULYSSES
45 You have not patience; come.
TROILUS
46 I pray you, stay; by hell and all hell's torments 47 I will not speak a word!
DIOMEDES
48 And so, good night.
CRESSIDA
49 Nay, but you part in anger.
TROILUS
50 Doth that grieve thee? 51 O wither'd truth!
ULYSSES
52 Why, how now, lord!
TROILUS
53 By Jove, 54 I will be patient.
CRESSIDA
55 Guardian!--why, Greek!
DIOMEDES
56 Foh, foh! adieu; you palter.
CRESSIDA
57 In faith, I do not: come hither once again.
ULYSSES
58 You shake, my lord, at something: will you go? 59 You will break out.
TROILUS
60 She strokes his cheek!
ULYSSES
61 Come, come.
TROILUS
62 Nay, stay; by Jove, I will not speak a word: 63 There is between my will and all offences 64 A guard of patience: stay a little while.
THERSITES
65 How the devil Luxury, with his fat rump and 66 potato-finger, tickles these together! Fry, lechery, fry!
DIOMEDES
67 But will you, then?
CRESSIDA
68 In faith, I will, la; never trust me else.
DIOMEDES
69 Give me some token for the surety of it.
CRESSIDA
70 I'll fetch you one.
Exit
ULYSSES
71 You have sworn patience.
TROILUS
72 Fear me not, sweet lord; 73 I will not be myself, nor have cognition 74 Of what I feel: I am all patience.
Re-enter CRESSIDA
THERSITES
75 Now the pledge; now, now, now!
CRESSIDA
76 Here, Diomed, keep this sleeve.
TROILUS
77 O beauty! where is thy faith?
ULYSSES
78 My lord,--
TROILUS
79 I will be patient; outwardly I will.
CRESSIDA
80 You look upon that sleeve; behold it well. 81 He loved me--O false wench!--Give't me again.
DIOMEDES
82 Whose was't?
CRESSIDA
83 It is no matter, now I have't again. 84 I will not meet with you to-morrow night: 85 I prithee, Diomed, visit me no more.
THERSITES
86 Now she sharpens: well said, whetstone!
DIOMEDES
87 I shall have it.
CRESSIDA
88 What, this?
DIOMEDES
89 Ay, that.
CRESSIDA
90 O, all you gods! O pretty, pretty pledge! 91 Thy master now lies thinking in his bed 92 Of thee and me, and sighs, and takes my glove, 93 And gives memorial dainty kisses to it, 94 As I kiss thee. Nay, do not snatch it from me; 95 He that takes that doth take my heart withal.
DIOMEDES
96 I had your heart before, this follows it.
TROILUS
97 I did swear patience.
CRESSIDA
98 You shall not have it, Diomed; faith, you shall not; 99 I'll give you something else.
DIOMEDES
100 I will have this: whose was it?
CRESSIDA
101 It is no matter.
DIOMEDES
102 Come, tell me whose it was.
CRESSIDA
103 'Twas one's that loved me better than you will. 104 But, now you have it, take it.
DIOMEDES
105 Whose was it?
CRESSIDA
106 By all Diana's waiting-women yond, 107 And by herself, I will not tell you whose.
DIOMEDES
108 To-morrow will I wear it on my helm, 109 And grieve his spirit that dares not challenge it.
TROILUS
110 Wert thou the devil, and worest it on thy horn, 111 It should be challenged.
CRESSIDA
112 Well, well, 'tis done, 'tis past: and yet it is not; 113 I will not keep my word.
116 You shall not go: one cannot speak a word, 117 But it straight starts you.
DIOMEDES
118 I do not like this fooling.
THERSITES
119 Nor I, by Pluto: but that that likes not you pleases me best.
DIOMEDES
120 What, shall I come? the hour?
CRESSIDA
121 Ay, come:--O Jove!--do come:--I shall be plagued.
DIOMEDES
122 Farewell till then.
CRESSIDA
123 Good night: I prithee, come. Exit DIOMEDES 124 Troilus, farewell! one eye yet looks on thee 125 But with my heart the other eye doth see. 126 Ah, poor our sex! this fault in us I find, 127 The error of our eye directs our mind: 128 What error leads must err; O, then conclude 129 Minds sway'd by eyes are full of turpitude.
Exit
THERSITES
130 A proof of strength she could not publish more, 131 Unless she said ' My mind is now turn'd whore.'
ULYSSES
132 All's done, my lord.
TROILUS
133 It is.
ULYSSES
134 Why stay we, then?
TROILUS
135 To make a recordation to my soul 136 Of every syllable that here was spoke. 137 But if I tell how these two did co-act, 138 Shall I not lie in publishing a truth? 139 Sith yet there is a credence in my heart, 140 An esperance so obstinately strong, 141 That doth invert the attest of eyes and ears, 142 As if those organs had deceptious functions, 143 Created only to calumniate. 144 Was Cressid here?
ULYSSES
145 I cannot conjure, Trojan.
TROILUS
146 She was not, sure.
ULYSSES
147 Most sure she was.
TROILUS
148 Why, my negation hath no taste of madness.
ULYSSES
149 Nor mine, my lord: Cressid was here but now.
TROILUS
150 Let it not be believed for womanhood! 151 Think, we had mothers; do not give advantage 152 To stubborn critics, apt, without a theme, 153 For depravation, to square the general sex 154 By Cressid's rule: rather think this not Cressid.
ULYSSES
155 What hath she done, prince, that can soil our mothers?
TROILUS
156 Nothing at all, unless that this were she.
THERSITES
157 Will he swagger himself out on's own eyes?
TROILUS
158 This she? no, this is Diomed's Cressida: 159 If beauty have a soul, this is not she; 160 If souls guide vows, if vows be sanctimonies, 161 If sanctimony be the gods' delight, 162 If there be rule in unity itself, 163 This is not she. O madness of discourse, 164 That cause sets up with and against itself! 165 Bi-fold authority! where reason can revolt 166 Without perdition, and loss assume all reason 167 Without revolt: this is, and is not, Cressid. 168 Within my soul there doth conduce a fight 169 Of this strange nature that a thing inseparate 170 Divides more wider than the sky and earth, 171 And yet the spacious breadth of this division 172 Admits no orifex for a point as subtle 173 As Ariachne's broken woof to enter. 174 Instance, O instance! strong as Pluto's gates; 175 Cressid is mine, tied with the bonds of heaven: 176 Instance, O instance! strong as heaven itself; 177 The bonds of heaven are slipp'd, dissolved, and loosed; 178 And with another knot, five-finger-tied, 179 The fractions of her faith, orts of her love, 180 The fragments, scraps, the bits and greasy relics 181 Of her o'er-eaten faith, are bound to Diomed.
ULYSSES
182 May worthy Troilus be half attach'd 183 With that which here his passion doth express?
TROILUS
184 Ay, Greek; and that shall be divulged well 185 In characters as red as Mars his heart 186 Inflamed with Venus: never did young man fancy 187 With so eternal and so fix'd a soul. 188 Hark, Greek: as much as I do Cressid love, 189 So much by weight hate I her Diomed: 190 That sleeve is mine that he'll bear on his helm; 191 Were it a casque composed by Vulcan's skill, 192 My sword should bite it: not the dreadful spout 193 Which shipmen do the hurricano call, 194 Constringed in mass by the almighty sun, 195 Shall dizzy with more clamour Neptune's ear 196 In his descent than shall my prompted sword 197 Falling on Diomed.
THERSITES
198 He'll tickle it for his concupy.
TROILUS
199 O Cressid! O false Cressid! false, false, false! 200 Let all untruths stand by thy stained name, 201 And they'll seem glorious.
ULYSSES
202 O, contain yourself 203 Your passion draws ears hither.
Enter AENEAS
AENEAS
204 I have been seeking you this hour, my lord: 205 Hector, by this, is arming him in Troy; 206 Ajax, your guard, stays to conduct you home.
TROILUS
207 Have with you, prince. My courteous lord, adieu. 208 Farewell, revolted fair! and, Diomed, 209 Stand fast, and wear a castle on thy head!
ULYSSES
210 I'll bring you to the gates.
TROILUS
211 Accept distracted thanks.
Exeunt TROILUS, AENEAS, and ULYSSES
THERSITES
212 Would I could meet that rogue Diomed! I would 213 croak like a raven; I would bode, I would bode. 214 Patroclus will give me any thing for the 215 intelligence of this whore: the parrot will not 216 do more for an almond than he for a commodious drab. 217 Lechery, lechery; still, wars and lechery; nothing 218 else holds fashion: a burning devil take them!