2 My father Capulet will have it so; 3 And I am nothing slow to slack his haste.
FRIAR LAURENCE
4 You say you do not know the lady's mind: 5 Uneven is the course, I like it not.
PARIS
6 Immoderately she weeps for Tybalt's death, 7 And therefore have I little talk'd of love; 8 For Venus smiles not in a house of tears. 9 Now, sir, her father counts it dangerous 10 That she doth give her sorrow so much sway, 11 And in his wisdom hastes our marriage, 12 To stop the inundation of her tears; 13 Which, too much minded by herself alone, 14 May be put from her by society: 15 Now do you know the reason of this haste.
FRIAR LAURENCE
Aside 16 I would I knew not why it should be slow'd. 17 Look, sir, here comes the lady towards my cell.
Enter JULIET
PARIS
18 Happily met, my lady and my wife!
JULIET
19 That may be, sir, when I may be a wife.
PARIS
20 That may be must be, love, on Thursday next.
JULIET
21 What must be shall be.
FRIAR LAURENCE
22 That's a certain text.
PARIS
23 Come you to make confession to this father?
JULIET
24 To answer that, I should confess to you.
PARIS
25 Do not deny to him that you love me.
JULIET
26 I will confess to you that I love him.
PARIS
27 So will ye, I am sure, that you love me.
JULIET
28 If I do so, it will be of more price, 29 Being spoke behind your back, than to your face.
PARIS
30 Poor soul, thy face is much abused with tears.
JULIET
31 The tears have got small victory by that; 32 For it was bad enough before their spite.
PARIS
33 Thou wrong'st it, more than tears, with that report.
JULIET
34 That is no slander, sir, which is a truth; 35 And what I spake, I spake it to my face.
PARIS
36 Thy face is mine, and thou hast slander'd it.
JULIET
37 It may be so, for it is not mine own. 38 Are you at leisure, holy father, now; 39 Or shall I come to you at evening mass?
FRIAR LAURENCE
40 My leisure serves me, pensive daughter, now. 41 My lord, we must entreat the time alone.
PARIS
42 God shield I should disturb devotion! 43 Juliet, on Thursday early will I rouse ye: 44 Till then, adieu; and keep this holy kiss.
Exit
JULIET
45 O shut the door! and when thou hast done so, 46 Come weep with me; past hope, past cure, past help!
FRIAR LAURENCE
47 Ah, Juliet, I already know thy grief; 48 It strains me past the compass of my wits: 49 I hear thou must, and nothing may prorogue it, 50 On Thursday next be married to this county.
JULIET
51 Tell me not, friar, that thou hear'st of this, 52 Unless thou tell me how I may prevent it: 53 If, in thy wisdom, thou canst give no help, 54 Do thou but call my resolution wise, 55 And with this knife I'll help it presently. 56 God join'd my heart and Romeo's, thou our hands; 57 And ere this hand, by thee to Romeo seal'd, 58 Shall be the label to another deed, 59 Or my true heart with treacherous revolt 60 Turn to another, this shall slay them both: 61 Therefore, out of thy long-experienced time, 62 Give me some present counsel, or, behold, 63 'Twixt my extremes and me this bloody knife 64 Shall play the umpire, arbitrating that 65 Which the commission of thy years and art 66 Could to no issue of true honour bring. 67 Be not so long to speak; I long to die, 68 If what thou speak'st speak not of remedy.
FRIAR LAURENCE
69 Hold, daughter: I do spy a kind of hope, 70 Which craves as desperate an execution. 71 As that is desperate which we would prevent. 72 If, rather than to marry County Paris, 73 Thou hast the strength of will to slay thyself, 74 Then is it likely thou wilt undertake 75 A thing like death to chide away this shame, 76 That copest with death himself to scape from it: 77 And, if thou darest, I'll give thee remedy.
JULIET
78 O, bid me leap, rather than marry Paris, 79 From off the battlements of yonder tower; 80 Or walk in thievish ways; or bid me lurk 81 Where serpents are; chain me with roaring bears; 82 Or shut me nightly in a charnel-house, 83 O'er-cover'd quite with dead men's rattling bones, 84 With reeky shanks and yellow chapless skulls; 85 Or bid me go into a new-made grave 86 And hide me with a dead man in his shroud; 87 Things that, to hear them told, have made me tremble; 88 And I will do it without fear or doubt, 89 To live an unstain'd wife to my sweet love.
FRIAR LAURENCE
90 Hold, then; go home, be merry, give consent 91 To marry Paris: Wednesday is to-morrow: 92 To-morrow night look that thou lie alone; 93 Let not thy nurse lie with thee in thy chamber: 94 Take thou this vial, being then in bed, 95 And this distilled liquor drink thou off; 96 When presently through all thy veins shall run 97 A cold and drowsy humour, for no pulse 98 Shall keep his native progress, but surcease: 99 No warmth, no breath, shall testify thou livest; 100 The roses in thy lips and cheeks shall fade 101 To paly ashes, thy eyes' windows fall, 102 Like death, when he shuts up the day of life; 103 Each part, deprived of supple government, 104 Shall, stiff and stark and cold, appear like death: 105 And in this borrow'd likeness of shrunk death 106 Thou shalt continue two and forty hours, 107 And then awake as from a pleasant sleep. 108 Now, when the bridegroom in the morning comes 109 To rouse thee from thy bed, there art thou dead: 110 Then, as the manner of our country is, 111 In thy best robes uncover'd on the bier 112 Thou shalt be borne to that same ancient vault 113 Where all the kindred of the Capulets lie. 114 In the mean time, against thou shalt awake, 115 Shall Romeo by my letters know our drift, 116 And hither shall he come: and he and I 117 Will watch thy waking, and that very night 118 Shall Romeo bear thee hence to Mantua. 119 And this shall free thee from this present shame; 120 If no inconstant toy, nor womanish fear, 121 Abate thy valour in the acting it.
JULIET
122 Give me, give me! O, tell not me of fear!
FRIAR LAURENCE
123 Hold; get you gone, be strong and prosperous 124 In this resolve: I'll send a friar with speed 125 To Mantua, with my letters to thy lord.
JULIET
126 Love give me strength! and strength shall help afford. 127 Farewell, dear father!