1 It is so; the Count Claudio shall marry the 2 daughter of Leonato.
BORACHIO
3 Yea, my lord; but I can cross it.
DON JOHN
4 Any bar, any cross, any impediment will be 5 medicinable to me: I am sick in displeasure to him, 6 and whatsoever comes athwart his affection ranges 7 evenly with mine. How canst thou cross this marriage?
BORACHIO
8 Not honestly, my lord; but so covertly that no 9 dishonesty shall appear in me.
DON JOHN
10 Show me briefly how.
BORACHIO
11 I think I told your lordship a year since, how much 12 I am in the favour of Margaret, the waiting 13 gentlewoman to Hero.
DON JOHN
14 I remember.
BORACHIO
15 I can, at any unseasonable instant of the night, 16 appoint her to look out at her lady's chamber window.
DON JOHN
17 What life is in that, to be the death of this marriage?
BORACHIO
18 The poison of that lies in you to temper. Go you to 19 the prince your brother; spare not to tell him that 20 he hath wronged his honour in marrying the renowned 21 Claudio--whose estimation do you mightily hold 22 up--to a contaminated stale, such a one as Hero.
DON JOHN
23 What proof shall I make of that?
BORACHIO
24 Proof enough to misuse the prince, to vex Claudio, 25 to undo Hero and kill Leonato. Look you for any 26 other issue?
DON JOHN
27 Only to despite them, I will endeavour any thing.
BORACHIO
28 Go, then; find me a meet hour to draw Don Pedro and 29 the Count Claudio alone: tell them that you know 30 that Hero loves me; intend a kind of zeal both to the 31 prince and Claudio, as,--in love of your brother's 32 honour, who hath made this match, and his friend's 33 reputation, who is thus like to be cozened with the 34 semblance of a maid,--that you have discovered 35 thus. They will scarcely believe this without trial: 36 offer them instances; which shall bear no less 37 likelihood than to see me at her chamber-window, 38 hear me call Margaret Hero, hear Margaret term me 39 Claudio; and bring them to see this the very night 40 before the intended wedding,--for in the meantime I 41 will so fashion the matter that Hero shall be 42 absent,--and there shall appear such seeming truth 43 of Hero's disloyalty that jealousy shall be called 44 assurance and all the preparation overthrown.
DON JOHN
45 Grow this to what adverse issue it can, I will put 46 it in practise. Be cunning in the working this, and 47 thy fee is a thousand ducats.
BORACHIO
48 Be you constant in the accusation, and my cunning 49 shall not shame me.
DON JOHN
50 I will presently go learn their day of marriage.