1    Good Ursula, wake my cousin Beatrice, and desire
2    her to rise.

3    I will, lady.

4    And bid her come hither.

5    Well.

6    Troth, I think your other rabato were better.

7    No, pray thee, good Meg, I'll wear this.

8    By my troth, 's not so good; and I warrant your
9    cousin will say so.

10   My cousin's a fool, and thou art another: I'll wear
11   none but this.

12   I like the new tire within excellently, if the hair
13   were a thought browner; and your gown's a most rare
14   fashion, i' faith. I saw the Duchess of Milan's
15   gown that they praise so.

16   O, that exceeds, they say.

17   By my troth, 's but a night-gown in respect of
18   yours: cloth o' gold, and cuts, and laced with
19   silver, set with pearls, down sleeves, side sleeves,
20   and skirts, round underborne with a bluish tinsel:
21   but for a fine, quaint, graceful and excellent
22   fashion, yours is worth ten on 't.

23   God give me joy to wear it! for my heart is
24   exceeding heavy.

25   'Twill be heavier soon by the weight of a man.

26   Fie upon thee! art not ashamed?

27   Of what, lady? of speaking honourably? Is not
28   marriage honourable in a beggar? Is not your lord
29   honourable without marriage? I think you would have
30   me say, 'saving your reverence, a husband:' and bad
31   thinking do not wrest true speaking, I'll offend
32   nobody: is there any harm in 'the heavier for a
33   husband'? None, I think, and it be the right husband
34   and the right wife; otherwise 'tis light, and not
35   heavy: ask my Lady Beatrice else; here she comes.

36   Good morrow, coz.

37   Good morrow, sweet Hero.

38   Why how now? do you speak in the sick tune?

39   I am out of all other tune, methinks.

40   Clap's into 'Light o' love;' that goes without a
41   burden: do you sing it, and I'll dance it.

42   Ye light o' love, with your heels! then, if your
43   husband have stables enough, you'll see he shall
44   lack no barns.

45   O illegitimate construction! I scorn that with my heels.

46   'Tis almost five o'clock, cousin; tis time you were
47   ready. By my troth, I am exceeding ill: heigh-ho!

48   For a hawk, a horse, or a husband?

49   For the letter that begins them all, H.

50   Well, and you be not turned Turk, there's no more
51   sailing by the star.

52   What means the fool, trow?

53   Nothing I; but God send every one their heart's desire!

54   These gloves the count sent me; they are an
55   excellent perfume.

56   I am stuffed, cousin; I cannot smell.

57   A maid, and stuffed! there's goodly catching of cold.

58   O, God help me! God help me! how long have you
59   professed apprehension?

60   Even since you left it. Doth not my wit become me rarely?

61   It is not seen enough, you should wear it in your
62   cap. By my troth, I am sick.

63   Get you some of this distilled Carduus Benedictus,
64   and lay it to your heart: it is the only thing for a qualm.

65   There thou prickest her with a thistle.

66   Benedictus! why Benedictus? you have some moral in
67   this Benedictus.

68   Moral! no, by my troth, I have no moral meaning; I
69   meant, plain holy-thistle. You may think perchance
70   that I think you are in love: nay, by'r lady, I am
71   not such a fool to think what I list, nor I list
72   not to think what I can, nor indeed I cannot think,
73   if I would think my heart out of thinking, that you
74   are in love or that you will be in love or that you
75   can be in love. Yet Benedick was such another, and
76   now is he become a man: he swore he would never
77   marry, and yet now, in despite of his heart, he eats
78   his meat without grudging: and how you may be
79   converted I know not, but methinks you look with
80   your eyes as other women do.

81   What pace is this that thy tongue keeps?

82   Not a false gallop.

83   Madam, withdraw: the prince, the count, Signior
84   Benedick, Don John, and all the gallants of the
85   town, are come to fetch you to church.

86   Help to dress me, good coz, good Meg, good Ursula.