4 'Tis past the hour, sir, that Sir Hugh promised to meet.
DOCTOR CAIUS
5 By gar, he has save his soul, dat he is no come; he 6 has pray his Pible well, dat he is no come: by gar, 7 Jack Rugby, he is dead already, if he be come.
RUGBY
8 He is wise, sir; he knew your worship would kill 9 him, if he came.
DOCTOR CAIUS
10 By gar, de herring is no dead so as I vill kill him. 11 Take your rapier, Jack; I vill tell you how I vill kill him.
RUGBY
12 Alas, sir, I cannot fence.
DOCTOR CAIUS
13 Villany, take your rapier.
RUGBY
14 Forbear; here's company.
Enter Host, SHALLOW, SLENDER, and PAGE
Host
15 Bless thee, bully doctor!
SHALLOW
16 Save you, Master Doctor Caius!
PAGE
17 Now, good master doctor!
SLENDER
18 Give you good morrow, sir.
DOCTOR CAIUS
19 Vat be all you, one, two, tree, four, come for?
Host
20 To see thee fight, to see thee foin, to see thee 21 traverse; to see thee here, to see thee there; to 22 see thee pass thy punto, thy stock, thy reverse, thy 23 distance, thy montant. Is he dead, my Ethiopian? is 24 he dead, my Francisco? ha, bully! What says my 25 AEsculapius? my Galen? my heart of elder? ha! is 26 he dead, bully stale? is he dead?
DOCTOR CAIUS
27 By gar, he is de coward Jack priest of de vorld; he 28 is not show his face.
Host
29 Thou art a Castalion-King-Urinal. Hector of Greece, my boy!
DOCTOR CAIUS
30 I pray you, bear vitness that me have stay six or 31 seven, two, tree hours for him, and he is no come.
SHALLOW
32 He is the wiser man, master doctor: he is a curer of 33 souls, and you a curer of bodies; if you should 34 fight, you go against the hair of your professions. 35 Is it not true, Master Page?
PAGE
36 Master Shallow, you have yourself been a great 37 fighter, though now a man of peace.
SHALLOW
38 Bodykins, Master Page, though I now be old and of 39 the peace, if I see a sword out, my finger itches to 40 make one. Though we are justices and doctors and 41 churchmen, Master Page, we have some salt of our 42 youth in us; we are the sons of women, Master Page.
PAGE
43 'Tis true, Master Shallow.
SHALLOW
44 It will be found so, Master Page. Master Doctor 45 Caius, I am come to fetch you home. I am sworn of 46 the peace: you have showed yourself a wise 47 physician, and Sir Hugh hath shown himself a wise 48 and patient churchman. You must go with me, master doctor.
Host
49 Pardon, guest-justice. A word, Mounseur Mockwater.
DOCTOR CAIUS
50 Mock-vater! vat is dat?
Host
51 Mock-water, in our English tongue, is valour, bully.
DOCTOR CAIUS
52 By gar, den, I have as mush mock-vater as de 53 Englishman. Scurvy jack-dog priest! by gar, me 54 vill cut his ears.
Host
55 He will clapper-claw thee tightly, bully.
DOCTOR CAIUS
56 Clapper-de-claw! vat is dat?
Host
57 That is, he will make thee amends.
DOCTOR CAIUS
58 By gar, me do look he shall clapper-de-claw me; 59 for, by gar, me vill have it.
Host
60 And I will provoke him to't, or let him wag.
DOCTOR CAIUS
61 Me tank you for dat.
Host
62 And, moreover, bully,--but first, master guest, and 63 Master Page, and eke Cavaleiro Slender, go you 64 through the town to Frogmore.
Aside to them
PAGE
65 Sir Hugh is there, is he?
Host
66 He is there: see what humour he is in; and I will 67 bring the doctor about by the fields. Will it do well?
SHALLOW
68 We will do it.
PAGE
69 Adieu, good master doctor.
Exeunt PAGE, SHALLOW, and SLENDER
DOCTOR CAIUS
70 By gar, me vill kill de priest; for he speak for a 71 jack-an-ape to Anne Page.
Host
72 Let him die: sheathe thy impatience, throw cold 73 water on thy choler: go about the fields with me 74 through Frogmore: I will bring thee where Mistress 75 Anne Page is, at a farm-house a-feasting; and thou 76 shalt woo her. Cried I aim? said I well?
DOCTOR CAIUS
77 By gar, me dank you for dat: by gar, I love you; 78 and I shall procure-a you de good guest, de earl, 79 de knight, de lords, de gentlemen, my patients.
Host
80 For the which I will be thy adversary toward Anne 81 Page. Said I well?