ACT II - SCENE III. An ante-chamber of the QUEEN'S apartments.
Enter ANNE and an Old Lady
ANNE
1 Not for that neither: here's the pang that pinches: 2 His highness having lived so long with her, and she 3 So good a lady that no tongue could ever 4 Pronounce dishonour of her; by my life, 5 She never knew harm-doing: O, now, after 6 So many courses of the sun enthroned, 7 Still growing in a majesty and pomp, the which 8 To leave a thousand-fold more bitter than 9 'Tis sweet at first to acquire,--after this process, 10 To give her the avaunt! it is a pity 11 Would move a monster.
Old Lady
12 Hearts of most hard temper 13 Melt and lament for her.
ANNE
14 O, God's will! much better 15 She ne'er had known pomp: though't be temporal, 16 Yet, if that quarrel, fortune, do divorce 17 It from the bearer, 'tis a sufferance panging 18 As soul and body's severing.
Old Lady
19 Alas, poor lady! 20 She's a stranger now again.
ANNE
21 So much the more 22 Must pity drop upon her. Verily, 23 I swear, 'tis better to be lowly born, 24 And range with humble livers in content, 25 Than to be perk'd up in a glistering grief, 26 And wear a golden sorrow.
Old Lady
27 Our content 28 Is our best having.
ANNE
29 By my troth and maidenhead, 30 I would not be a queen.
Old Lady
31 Beshrew me, I would, 32 And venture maidenhead for't; and so would you, 33 For all this spice of your hypocrisy: 34 You, that have so fair parts of woman on you, 35 Have too a woman's heart; which ever yet 36 Affected eminence, wealth, sovereignty; 37 Which, to say sooth, are blessings; and which gifts, 38 Saving your mincing, the capacity 39 Of your soft cheveril conscience would receive, 40 If you might please to stretch it.
ANNE
41 Nay, good troth.
Old Lady
42 Yes, troth, and troth; you would not be a queen?
ANNE
43 No, not for all the riches under heaven.
Old Lady:
44 'Tis strange: a three-pence bow'd would hire me, 45 Old as I am, to queen it: but, I pray you, 46 What think you of a duchess? have you limbs 47 To bear that load of title?
ANNE
48 No, in truth.
Old Lady
49 Then you are weakly made: pluck off a little; 50 I would not be a young count in your way, 51 For more than blushing comes to: if your back 52 Cannot vouchsafe this burthen,'tis too weak 53 Ever to get a boy.
ANNE
54 How you do talk! 55 I swear again, I would not be a queen 56 For all the world.
Old Lady
57 In faith, for little England 58 You'ld venture an emballing: I myself 59 Would for Carnarvonshire, although there long'd 60 No more to the crown but that. Lo, who comes here?
Enter Chamberlain
Chamberlain
61 Good morrow, ladies. What were't worth to know 62 The secret of your conference?
ANNE
63 My good lord, 64 Not your demand; it values not your asking: 65 Our mistress' sorrows we were pitying.
Chamberlain
66 It was a gentle business, and becoming 67 The action of good women: there is hope 68 All will be well.
ANNE
69 Now, I pray God, amen!
Chamberlain
70 You bear a gentle mind, and heavenly blessings 71 Follow such creatures. That you may, fair lady, 72 Perceive I speak sincerely, and high note's 73 Ta'en of your many virtues, the king's majesty 74 Commends his good opinion of you, and 75 Does purpose honour to you no less flowing 76 Than Marchioness of Pembroke: to which title 77 A thousand pound a year, annual support, 78 Out of his grace he adds.
ANNE
79 I do not know 80 What kind of my obedience I should tender; 81 More than my all is nothing: nor my prayers 82 Are not words duly hallow'd, nor my wishes 83 More worth than empty vanities; yet prayers and wishes 84 Are all I can return. Beseech your lordship, 85 Vouchsafe to speak my thanks and my obedience, 86 As from a blushing handmaid, to his highness; 87 Whose health and royalty I pray for.
Chamberlain
88 Lady, 89 I shall not fail to approve the fair conceit 90 The king hath of you. Aside 91 I have perused her well; 92 Beauty and honour in her are so mingled 93 That they have caught the king: and who knows yet 94 But from this lady may proceed a gem 95 To lighten all this isle? I'll to the king, 96 And say I spoke with you.
Exit Chamberlain
ANNE
97 My honour'd lord.
Old Lady
98 Why, this it is; see, see! 99 I have been begging sixteen years in court, 100 Am yet a courtier beggarly, nor could 101 Come pat betwixt too early and too late 102 For any suit of pounds; and you, O fate! 103 A very fresh-fish here--fie, fie, fie upon 104 This compell'd fortune!--have your mouth fill'd up 105 Before you open it.
ANNE
106 This is strange to me.
Old Lady
107 How tastes it? is it bitter? forty pence, no. 108 There was a lady once, 'tis an old story, 109 That would not be a queen, that would she not, 110 For all the mud in Egypt: have you heard it?
ANNE
111 Come, you are pleasant.
Old Lady
112 With your theme, I could 113 O'ermount the lark. The Marchioness of Pembroke! 114 A thousand pounds a year for pure respect! 115 No other obligation! By my life, 116 That promises moe thousands: honour's train 117 Is longer than his foreskirt. By this time 118 I know your back will bear a duchess: say, 119 Are you not stronger than you were?
ANNE
120 Good lady, 121 Make yourself mirth with your particular fancy, 122 And leave me out on't. Would I had no being, 123 If this salute my blood a jot: it faints me, 124 To think what follows. 125 The queen is comfortless, and we forgetful 126 In our long absence: pray, do not deliver 127 What here you've heard to her.