ACT V - SCENE V. A public place near Westminster Abbey.
Enter two Grooms, strewing rushes
First Groom
1 More rushes, more rushes.
Second Groom
2 The trumpets have sounded twice.
First Groom
3 'Twill be two o'clock ere they come from the 4 coronation: dispatch, dispatch.
Exeunt
FALSTAFF
5 Stand here by me, Master Robert Shallow; I will 6 make the king do you grace: I will leer upon him as 7 a' comes by; and do but mark the countenance that he 8 will give me.
PISTOL
9 God bless thy lungs, good knight.
FALSTAFF
10 Come here, Pistol; stand behind me. O, if I had had 11 time to have made new liveries, I would have 12 bestowed the thousand pound I borrowed of you. But 13 'tis no matter; this poor show doth better: this 14 doth infer the zeal I had to see him.
SHALLOW
15 It doth so.
FALSTAFF
16 It shows my earnestness of affection,--
SHALLOW
17 It doth so.
FALSTAFF
18 My devotion,--
SHALLOW
19 It doth, it doth, it doth.
FALSTAFF
20 As it were, to ride day and night; and not to 21 deliberate, not to remember, not to have patience 22 to shift me,--
SHALLOW
23 It is best, certain.
FALSTAFF
24 But to stand stained with travel, and sweating with 25 desire to see him; thinking of nothing else, 26 putting all affairs else in oblivion, as if there 27 were nothing else to be done but to see him.
PISTOL
28 'Tis 'semper idem,' for 'obsque hoc nihil est:' 29 'tis all in every part.
SHALLOW
30 'Tis so, indeed.
PISTOL
31 My knight, I will inflame thy noble liver, 32 And make thee rage. 33 Thy Doll, and Helen of thy noble thoughts, 34 Is in base durance and contagious prison; 35 Haled thither 36 By most mechanical and dirty hand: 37 Rouse up revenge from ebon den with fell 38 Alecto's snake, 39 For Doll is in. Pistol speaks nought but truth.
FALSTAFF
40 I will deliver her.
Shouts within, and the trumpets sound
PISTOL
41 There roar'd the sea, and trumpet-clangor sounds.
FALSTAFF
42 God save thy grace, King Hal! my royal Hal!
PISTOL
43 The heavens thee guard and keep, most royal imp of fame!
FALSTAFF
44 God save thee, my sweet boy!
KING HENRY IV
45 My lord chief-justice, speak to that vain man.
Lord Chief-Justice
46 Have you your wits? know you what 'tis to speak?
FALSTAFF
47 My king! my Jove! I speak to thee, my heart!
KING HENRY IV
48 I know thee not, old man: fall to thy prayers; 49 How ill white hairs become a fool and jester! 50 I have long dream'd of such a kind of man, 51 So surfeit-swell'd, so old and so profane; 52 But, being awaked, I do despise my dream. 53 Make less thy body hence, and more thy grace; 54 Leave gormandizing; know the grave doth gape 55 For thee thrice wider than for other men. 56 Reply not to me with a fool-born jest: 57 Presume not that I am the thing I was; 58 For God doth know, so shall the world perceive, 59 That I have turn'd away my former self; 60 So will I those that kept me company. 61 When thou dost hear I am as I have been, 62 Approach me, and thou shalt be as thou wast, 63 The tutor and the feeder of my riots: 64 Till then, I banish thee, on pain of death, 65 As I have done the rest of my misleaders, 66 Not to come near our person by ten mile. 67 For competence of life I will allow you, 68 That lack of means enforce you not to evil: 69 And, as we hear you do reform yourselves, 70 We will, according to your strengths and qualities, 71 Give you advancement. Be it your charge, my lord, 72 To see perform'd the tenor of our word. Set on.
Exeunt KING HENRY V, &c
FALSTAFF
73 Master Shallow, I owe you a thousand pound.
SHALLOW
74 Yea, marry, Sir John; which I beseech you to let me 75 have home with me.
FALSTAFF
76 That can hardly be, Master Shallow. Do not you 77 grieve at this; I shall be sent for in private to 78 him: look you, he must seem thus to the world: 79 fear not your advancements; I will be the man yet 80 that shall make you great.
SHALLOW
81 I cannot well perceive how, unless you should give 82 me your doublet and stuff me out with straw. I 83 beseech you, good Sir John, let me have five hundred 84 of my thousand.
FALSTAFF
85 Sir, I will be as good as my word: this that you 86 heard was but a colour.
SHALLOW
87 A colour that I fear you will die in, Sir John.
FALSTAFF
88 Fear no colours: go with me to dinner: come, 89 Lieutenant Pistol; come, Bardolph: I shall be sent 90 for soon at night.
Lord Chief-Justice
91 Go, carry Sir John Falstaff to the Fleet: 92 Take all his company along with him.
FALSTAFF
93 My lord, my lord,--
Lord Chief-Justice
94 I cannot now speak: I will hear you soon. 95 Take them away.
PISTOL
96 Si fortune me tormenta, spero contenta.
LANCASTER
97 I like this fair proceeding of the king's: 98 He hath intent his wonted followers 99 Shall all be very well provided for; 100 But all are banish'd till their conversations 101 Appear more wise and modest to the world.
Lord Chief-Justice
102 And so they are.
LANCASTER
103 The king hath call'd his parliament, my lord.
Lord Chief-Justice
104 He hath.
LANCASTER
105 I will lay odds that, ere this year expire, 106 We bear our civil swords and native fire 107 As far as France: I heard a bird so sing, 108 Whose music, to my thinking, pleased the king. 109 Come, will you hence?