ACT II - SCENE I. Britain. Before Cymbeline's palace.
Enter CLOTEN and two Lords
CLOTEN
1 Was there ever man had such luck! when I kissed the 2 jack, upon an up-cast to be hit away! I had a 3 hundred pound on't: and then a whoreson jackanapes 4 must take me up for swearing; as if I borrowed mine 5 oaths of him and might not spend them at my pleasure.
First Lord
6 What got he by that? You have broke his pate with 7 your bowl.
Second Lord
Aside 8 If his wit had been like him that broke it, 9 it would have run all out.
CLOTEN
10 When a gentleman is disposed to swear, it is not for 11 any standers-by to curtail his oaths, ha?
Second Lord
12 No my lord; Aside 13 nor crop the ears of them.
CLOTEN
14 Whoreson dog! I give him satisfaction? 15 Would he had been one of my rank!
Second Lord
Aside 16 To have smelt like a fool.
CLOTEN
17 I am not vexed more at any thing in the earth: a 18 pox on't! I had rather not be so noble as I am; 19 they dare not fight with me, because of the queen my 20 mother: every Jack-slave hath his bellyful of 21 fighting, and I must go up and down like a cock that 22 nobody can match.
Second Lord
Aside 23 You are cock and capon too; and you crow, 24 cock, with your comb on.
CLOTEN
25 Sayest thou?
Second Lord
26 It is not fit your lordship should undertake every 27 companion that you give offence to.
CLOTEN
28 No, I know that: but it is fit I should commit 29 offence to my inferiors.
Second Lord
30 Ay, it is fit for your lordship only.
CLOTEN
31 Why, so I say.
First Lord
32 Did you hear of a stranger that's come to court to-night?
CLOTEN
33 A stranger, and I not know on't!
Second Lord
Aside 34 He's a strange fellow himself, and knows it 35 not.
First Lord
36 There's an Italian come; and, 'tis thought, one of 37 Leonatus' friends.
CLOTEN
38 Leonatus! a banished rascal; and he's another, 39 whatsoever he be. Who told you of this stranger?
First Lord
40 One of your lordship's pages.
CLOTEN
41 Is it fit I went to look upon him? is there no 42 derogation in't?
Second Lord
43 You cannot derogate, my lord.
CLOTEN
44 Not easily, I think.
Second Lord
Aside 45 You are a fool granted; therefore your 46 issues, being foolish, do not derogate.
CLOTEN
47 Come, I'll go see this Italian: what I have lost 48 to-day at bowls I'll win to-night of him. Come, go.
Second Lord
49 I'll attend your lordship. Exeunt CLOTEN and First Lord 50 That such a crafty devil as is his mother 51 Should yield the world this ass! a woman that 52 Bears all down with her brain; and this her son 53 Cannot take two from twenty, for his heart, 54 And leave eighteen. Alas, poor princess, 55 Thou divine Imogen, what thou endurest, 56 Betwixt a father by thy step-dame govern'd, 57 A mother hourly coining plots, a wooer 58 More hateful than the foul expulsion is 59 Of thy dear husband, than that horrid act 60 Of the divorce he'ld make! The heavens hold firm 61 The walls of thy dear honour, keep unshaked 62 That temple, thy fair mind, that thou mayst stand, 63 To enjoy thy banish'd lord and this great land!