1 Is't possible that on so little acquaintance you 2 should like her? that but seeing you should love 3 her? and loving woo? and, wooing, she should 4 grant? and will you persever to enjoy her?
OLIVER
5 Neither call the giddiness of it in question, the 6 poverty of her, the small acquaintance, my sudden 7 wooing, nor her sudden consenting; but say with me, 8 I love Aliena; say with her that she loves me; 9 consent with both that we may enjoy each other: it 10 shall be to your good; for my father's house and all 11 the revenue that was old Sir Rowland's will I 12 estate upon you, and here live and die a shepherd.
ORLANDO
13 You have my consent. Let your wedding be to-morrow: 14 thither will I invite the duke and all's contented 15 followers. Go you and prepare Aliena; for look 16 you, here comes my Rosalind.
Enter ROSALIND
ROSALIND
17 God save you, brother.
OLIVER
18 And you, fair sister.
Exit
ROSALIND
19 O, my dear Orlando, how it grieves me to see thee 20 wear thy heart in a scarf!
ORLANDO
21 It is my arm.
ROSALIND
22 I thought thy heart had been wounded with the claws 23 of a lion.
ORLANDO
24 Wounded it is, but with the eyes of a lady.
ROSALIND
25 Did your brother tell you how I counterfeited to 26 swoon when he showed me your handkerchief?
ORLANDO
27 Ay, and greater wonders than that.
ROSALIND
28 O, I know where you are: nay, 'tis true: there was 29 never any thing so sudden but the fight of two rams 30 and Caesar's thrasonical brag of 'I came, saw, and 31 overcame:' for your brother and my sister no sooner 32 met but they looked, no sooner looked but they 33 loved, no sooner loved but they sighed, no sooner 34 sighed but they asked one another the reason, no 35 sooner knew the reason but they sought the remedy; 36 and in these degrees have they made a pair of stairs 37 to marriage which they will climb incontinent, or 38 else be incontinent before marriage: they are in 39 the very wrath of love and they will together; clubs 40 cannot part them.
ORLANDO
41 They shall be married to-morrow, and I will bid the 42 duke to the nuptial. But, O, how bitter a thing it 43 is to look into happiness through another man's 44 eyes! By so much the more shall I to-morrow be at 45 the height of heart-heaviness, by how much I shall 46 think my brother happy in having what he wishes for.
ROSALIND
47 Why then, to-morrow I cannot serve your turn for Rosalind?
ORLANDO
48 I can live no longer by thinking.
ROSALIND
49 I will weary you then no longer with idle talking. 50 Know of me then, for now I speak to some purpose, 51 that I know you are a gentleman of good conceit: I 52 speak not this that you should bear a good opinion 53 of my knowledge, insomuch I say I know you are; 54 neither do I labour for a greater esteem than may in 55 some little measure draw a belief from you, to do 56 yourself good and not to grace me. Believe then, if 57 you please, that I can do strange things: I have, 58 since I was three year old, conversed with a 59 magician, most profound in his art and yet not 60 damnable. If you do love Rosalind so near the heart 61 as your gesture cries it out, when your brother 62 marries Aliena, shall you marry her: I know into 63 what straits of fortune she is driven; and it is 64 not impossible to me, if it appear not inconvenient 65 to you, to set her before your eyes tomorrow human 66 as she is and without any danger.
ORLANDO
67 Speakest thou in sober meanings?
ROSALIND
68 By my life, I do; which I tender dearly, though I 69 say I am a magician. Therefore, put you in your 70 best array: bid your friends; for if you will be 71 married to-morrow, you shall, and to Rosalind, if you will. Enter SILVIUS and PHEBE 72 Look, here comes a lover of mine and a lover of hers.
PHEBE
73 Youth, you have done me much ungentleness, 74 To show the letter that I writ to you.
ROSALIND
75 I care not if I have: it is my study 76 To seem despiteful and ungentle to you: 77 You are there followed by a faithful shepherd; 78 Look upon him, love him; he worships you.
PHEBE
79 Good shepherd, tell this youth what 'tis to love.
SILVIUS
80 It is to be all made of sighs and tears; 81 And so am I for Phebe.
PHEBE
82 And I for Ganymede.
ORLANDO
83 And I for Rosalind.
ROSALIND
84 And I for no woman.
SILVIUS
85 It is to be all made of faith and service; 86 And so am I for Phebe.
PHEBE
87 And I for Ganymede.
ORLANDO
88 And I for Rosalind.
ROSALIND
89 And I for no woman.
SILVIUS
90 It is to be all made of fantasy, 91 All made of passion and all made of wishes, 92 All adoration, duty, and observance, 93 All humbleness, all patience and impatience, 94 All purity, all trial, all observance; 95 And so am I for Phebe.
PHEBE
96 And so am I for Ganymede.
ORLANDO
97 And so am I for Rosalind.
ROSALIND
98 And so am I for no woman.
PHEBE
99 If this be so, why blame you me to love you?
SILVIUS
100 If this be so, why blame you me to love you?
ORLANDO
101 If this be so, why blame you me to love you?
ROSALIND
102 Who do you speak to, 'Why blame you me to love you?'
ORLANDO
103 To her that is not here, nor doth not hear.
ROSALIND
104 Pray you, no more of this; 'tis like the howling 105 of Irish wolves against the moon. To SILVIUS 106 I will help you, if I can: To PHEBE 107 I would love you, if I could. To-morrow meet me all together. To PHEBE 108 I will marry you, if ever I marry woman, and I'll be 109 married to-morrow: To ORLANDO 110 I will satisfy you, if ever I satisfied man, and you 111 shall be married to-morrow: To SILVIUS 112 I will content you, if what pleases you contents 113 you, and you shall be married to-morrow. To ORLANDO 114 As you love Rosalind, meet: To SILVIUS 115 as you love Phebe, meet: and as I love no woman, 116 I'll meet. So fare you well: I have left you commands.