ACT II - SCENE VII. On board POMPEY's galley, off Misenum.
First Servant
1 Here they'll be, man. Some o' their plants are 2 ill-rooted already: the least wind i' the world 3 will blow them down.
Second Servant
4 Lepidus is high-coloured.
First Servant
5 They have made him drink alms-drink.
Second Servant
6 As they pinch one another by the disposition, he 7 cries out 'No more;' reconciles them to his 8 entreaty, and himself to the drink.
First Servant
9 But it raises the greater war between him and 10 his discretion.
Second Servant
11 Why, this is to have a name in great men's 12 fellowship: I had as lief have a reed that will do 13 me no service as a partisan I could not heave.
First Servant
14 To be called into a huge sphere, and not to be seen 15 to move in't, are the holes where eyes should be, 16 which pitifully disaster the cheeks.
MARK ANTONY
To OCTAVIUS CAESAR 17 Thus do they, sir: they take 18 the flow o' the Nile 19 By certain scales i' the pyramid; they know, 20 By the height, the lowness, or the mean, if dearth 21 Or foison follow: the higher Nilus swells, 22 The more it promises: as it ebbs, the seedsman 23 Upon the slime and ooze scatters his grain, 24 And shortly comes to harvest.
LEPIDUS
25 You've strange serpents there.
MARK ANTONY
26 Ay, Lepidus.
LEPIDUS
27 Your serpent of Egypt is bred now of your mud by the 28 operation of your sun: so is your crocodile.
MARK ANTONY
29 They are so.
POMPEY
30 Sit,--and some wine! A health to Lepidus!
LEPIDUS
31 I am not so well as I should be, but I'll ne'er out.
DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
32 Not till you have slept; I fear me you'll be in till then.
LEPIDUS
33 Nay, certainly, I have heard the Ptolemies' 34 pyramises are very goodly things; without 35 contradiction, I have heard that.
MENAS
Aside to POMPEY 36 Pompey, a word.
POMPEY
Aside to MENAS 37 Say in mine ear: 38 what is't?
MENAS
Aside to POMPEY 39 Forsake thy seat, I do beseech 40 thee, captain, 41 And hear me speak a word.
POMPEY
Aside to MENAS 42 Forbear me till anon. 43 This wine for Lepidus!
LEPIDUS
44 What manner o' thing is your crocodile?
MARK ANTONY
45 It is shaped, sir, like itself; and it is as broad 46 as it hath breadth: it is just so high as it is, 47 and moves with its own organs: it lives by that 48 which nourisheth it; and the elements once out of 49 it, it transmigrates.
LEPIDUS
50 What colour is it of?
MARK ANTONY
51 Of it own colour too.
LEPIDUS
52 'Tis a strange serpent.
MARK ANTONY
53 'Tis so. And the tears of it are wet.
OCTAVIUS CAESAR
54 Will this description satisfy him?
MARK ANTONY
55 With the health that Pompey gives him, else he is a 56 very epicure.
POMPEY
Aside to MENAS 57 Go hang, sir, hang! Tell me of 58 that? away! 59 Do as I bid you. Where's this cup I call'd for?
MENAS
Aside to POMPEY 60 If for the sake of merit thou 61 wilt hear me, 62 Rise from thy stool.
POMPEY
Aside to MENAS 63 I think thou'rt mad. 64 The matter?
Rises, and walks aside
MENAS
65 I have ever held my cap off to thy fortunes.
POMPEY
66 Thou hast served me with much faith. What's else to say? 67 Be jolly, lords.
MARK ANTONY
68 These quick-sands, Lepidus, 69 Keep off them, for you sink.
MENAS
70 Wilt thou be lord of all the world?
POMPEY
71 What say'st thou?
MENAS
72 Wilt thou be lord of the whole world? That's twice.
POMPEY
73 How should that be?
MENAS
74 But entertain it, 75 And, though thou think me poor, I am the man 76 Will give thee all the world.
POMPEY
77 Hast thou drunk well?
MENAS
78 Now, Pompey, I have kept me from the cup. 79 Thou art, if thou darest be, the earthly Jove: 80 Whate'er the ocean pales, or sky inclips, 81 Is thine, if thou wilt ha't.
POMPEY
82 Show me which way.
MENAS
83 These three world-sharers, these competitors, 84 Are in thy vessel: let me cut the cable; 85 And, when we are put off, fall to their throats: 86 All there is thine.
POMPEY
87 Ah, this thou shouldst have done, 88 And not have spoke on't! In me 'tis villany; 89 In thee't had been good service. Thou must know, 90 'Tis not my profit that does lead mine honour; 91 Mine honour, it. Repent that e'er thy tongue 92 Hath so betray'd thine act: being done unknown, 93 I should have found it afterwards well done; 94 But must condemn it now. Desist, and drink.
MENAS
Aside 95 For this, 96 I'll never follow thy pall'd fortunes more. 97 Who seeks, and will not take when once 'tis offer'd, 98 Shall never find it more.
POMPEY
99 This health to Lepidus!
MARK ANTONY
100 Bear him ashore. I'll pledge it for him, Pompey.
DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
101 Here's to thee, Menas!
MENAS
102 Enobarbus, welcome!
POMPEY
103 Fill till the cup be hid.
DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
104 There's a strong fellow, Menas.
Pointing to the Attendant who carries off LEPIDUS
MENAS
105 Why?
DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
106 A' bears the third part of the world, man; see'st 107 not?
MENAS
108 The third part, then, is drunk: would it were all, 109 That it might go on wheels!
DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
110 Drink thou; increase the reels.
MENAS
111 Come.
POMPEY
112 This is not yet an Alexandrian feast.
MARK ANTONY
113 It ripens towards it. Strike the vessels, ho? 114 Here is to Caesar!
OCTAVIUS CAESAR
115 I could well forbear't. 116 It's monstrous labour, when I wash my brain, 117 And it grows fouler.
MARK ANTONY
118 Be a child o' the time.
OCTAVIUS CAESAR
119 Possess it, I'll make answer: 120 But I had rather fast from all four days 121 Than drink so much in one.
DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
122 Ha, my brave emperor! To MARK ANTONY 123 Shall we dance now the Egyptian Bacchanals, 124 And celebrate our drink?
POMPEY
125 Let's ha't, good soldier.
MARK ANTONY
126 Come, let's all take hands, 127 Till that the conquering wine hath steep'd our sense 128 In soft and delicate Lethe.
DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
129 All take hands. 130 Make battery to our ears with the loud music: 131 The while I'll place you: then the boy shall sing; 132 The holding every man shall bear as loud 133 As his strong sides can volley. 134 Come, thou monarch of the vine, 135 Plumpy Bacchus with pink eyne! 136 In thy fats our cares be drown'd, 137 With thy grapes our hairs be crown'd: 138 Cup us, till the world go round, 139 Cup us, till the world go round!
OCTAVIUS CAESAR
140 What would you more? Pompey, good night. Good brother, 141 Let me request you off: our graver business 142 Frowns at this levity. Gentle lords, let's part; 143 You see we have burnt our cheeks: strong Enobarb 144 Is weaker than the wine; and mine own tongue 145 Splits what it speaks: the wild disguise hath almost 146 Antick'd us all. What needs more words? Good night. 147 Good Antony, your hand.
POMPEY
148 I'll try you on the shore.
MARK ANTONY
149 And shall, sir; give's your hand.
POMPEY
150 O Antony, 151 You have my father's house,--But, what? we are friends. 152 Come, down into the boat.
DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
153 Take heed you fall not. Exeunt all but DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS and MENAS 154 Menas, I'll not on shore.
MENAS
155 No, to my cabin. 156 These drums! these trumpets, flutes! what! 157 Let Neptune hear we bid a loud farewell 158 To these great fellows: sound and be hang'd, sound out!